Another Carolina...Trip Down!

Wheels up to Carolina

There are many things in this world that don't make sense to me, but why US Airways had me connect in Philadelphia on my way from Baltimore to Charlotte this past Thursday evening truly boggles the mind. I could, quite literally, have driven from my house in Baltimore to the airport in Philadelphia faster than it took me to drive to BWI, go through security, board the plane, and fly to the City of Brotherly Love. Why not just fly directly from Philadelphia to Charlotte, then, you ask? Because that would've been more expensive. And then my second flight was delayed 30 minutes, anyway. Of course. Sigh.

The meatball was wonderful enough to make the 90-mile drive from Columbia to Charlotte to pick me up on a school night, and we made our way back to South Carolina. You gotta have tunes for a trip like that, right? So as I rummaged through her glove compartment navigating my fingers through countless cords and chargers searching for something to plug my iPod into her stereo, I was coming up empty. After turning her overhead lights on, we were finally able to find the right cord, and the rest of the ride was smooth sailing. Or so I thought, until the morning.

Friday

Gina had an exam Friday morning, so we got up early to prepare, and by prepare I mean she studied her marketing research material that would've put me back to sleep immediately (I don't understand a single word of it) while I read Bill Bryson's endlessly entertaining A Walk in the Woods, the author's account of hiking the Appalachian Trail. Because her exam wasn't going to take long and we wanted to go to lunch right after, I wanted to come onto campus with her and just wait in the Business School (hey, Darla) for her to finish. That unique combination of New Jersey and Italian feistyness burst into the house after going out to her car, White Sauce, with the unfortunate news that it wouldn't start. Turns out we, and by we I mean I, didn't turn the overhead light off after trying to find my iPod, and the battery died. The most powerful of jump-starts from her roommate Julie's impressively huge, and tank-like, Jeep Wrangler, was needed to bring White Sauce back to life. We were on our way.

Her exam took, with no exaggeration, 12 whole minutes. I didn't even have a chance to get comfy in my chair or listen to any of the podcasts I wanted to catch up on. How selfish of her to excel in school. God. From there it was onto lunch at DiPrato's, which has the best bacon and pimiento cheese dip with pita bread one could imagine. Truly food of the heavens. The man upstairs himself couldn't eat anything more delicious.

According to my lovely mother, and I must admit that I fully agreed wholeheartedly, the state of my pants situation lately has been dire. Holes everywhere in the few pairs of jeans that I have, which date from high school, and I can't wear shorts for much longer this year. After much hand-wringing and protestation, then, it was off to the mall in Columbia. I could never stomach shopping for clothes with my mom, and it wasn't much more appealing with my girlfriend, but I suppose women always know best. I guess. Many stores and wrong sizes and trying-on-of-things later, I emerged with three new pairs of pants and four pairs of fun socks, the highlight of the excursion for me. I'm just so playful and carefree.

Saturday was going to be a busy day, so the rest of Friday was spent pretty quietly. I met another of Gina's roommates, Emily, who was out of town the previous time I visited Columbia this fall. Emily is a gem. It was great to get to know her the whole weekend, and suffice it to say she knows what I think about her. We went out to a couple bars in town that night, but nothing too crazy since we had to be up early the next morning. Football!!

Saturday

Hey GeanBean

South Carolina's struggles on the football field this season, combined with their lowly opponent, Furman, resulted in a noon kickoff Saturday instead of a later start in the day. That meant being up by 8 to get ready to leave the house at 9 to tailgate, and I was fine with it. Having gone to a D2 college myself but being such a passionate fan of Michigan, it was about time I got to experience a major college football game in person.

Unsurprisingly, the game itself was a blowout. South Carolina destroyed Furman, 41-10, but it was the entire experience that stood out for me. Tailgating with so many students on gameday, right next to the stadium, was terrific, and I can only imagine how much better it would have been had the opponent been more appealing or had the game started later in the afternoon. I've been on the field at Texas A&M, at Nebraska in the snow, been right next to Ohio State's stadium in the parking lot, and down the street from Wisconsin's, but none of those trips occurred for a game. Williams-Brice Stadium and the 78,101 people in attendance weren't particularly loud on this day, even though it was Homecoming, but I was able to cross a bucket list item off nonetheless.

In my classic fashion, I forgot to wear sunscreen and was truly worried to no end that I was going to resemble a lobster before we went to the South Carolina State Fair that evening. Luckily Gina came to the rescue, as always, and procured one of those towels they hand out to fans to wave at key points in the game. Believe me when I tell you those towels weren't used often at this game, but one served as a nice headband/helmet to protect my face.

State Fair

We took a nap after the game -- it's a hard life, college football Saturdays -- and got ready to head to the fair. We went with Gina's friend Sam and her brother, who is in town visiting from his college in Florida. South Carolina's residents were on their best form, eating their weight in fried things. We saw one gentleman with his jeans starting much lower than a person's shorts usually end being led out in handcuffs by two policemen. I hadn't been to an amusement park in a long time -- shoutout to Kings Dominion! Tivoli Gardens! -- and was ill-prepared for the terror that gripped me on the swinging pirate ship and the mega drop, Tower of Terror-type ride. I thought it was over for me. I made noises humans don't normally make. I was thrilled to have Gina ride the log flume with me, though she clearly had no desire to do that, and was even more thrilled when we got wetter than either of us had expected. For a girl who loves the water, Jerz wasn't too happy about her predicament post-flume. She cheered up after the deep-fried Snickers bar we had as we left the fair. Mmm.

Saturday evening was spent in rapturous, rip-roaring fashion, watching Gerard Butler save the country from the invasion of Koreans and their capture of the White House. Nothing says America like a Scottish actor single-handedly destroying North Koreans, amIright?

Sunday

We had no particular plans for Sunday, other than to make dinner before I had to head back to the airport, so it was perfect when Emily, a girl after my own heart, came over and asked if we wanted to watch USC's women's soccer team play that afternoon. I'm never one to turn down a sporting event so obviously I was in, and we all settled in to watch the Gamecocks cruise to a 2-0 victory over visiting Ole Miss. The Rebels contributed absolutely nothing to the game, but unlike USC, they're a real football school so their lack of talent on the pitch could be forgiven. Oh Cocks, I kid because I love. Just been a tough year for the boyz.

Gina and I went grocery shopping to make dinner. We had the best intentions -- salmon with lemon, pepper, and garlic, asparagus with cheese and butter, and mashed potatoes. Everything was going well until we actually pulled the salmon out of the oven. A bit dry, but c'est la vie. Can't win 'em all. Whatever other cliche you'd like to insert here.

I packed up and we made the drive back to Charlotte, this time for a non-stop flight back to Baltimore. I fell asleep before takeoff, a particular talent of mine, but due to my own moronic actions, I ended up not getting home until much later than was necessary. Credit to the shuttle bus driver and the airport parking guy who stayed very late into the night with me, cruising Long Term Lot B. Another story for another day.

Heading back to my roots in New Jersey this weekend to visit my uncle's family. No trip to Jerz would be complete without a recap. Until then.

Festivals and Punkins

Gin and Juice. Clever, no?

Pizza is the perfect food. You’ve got bread in the crust, cheese for dairy, tomato sauce for a vegetable, and any kind of meat you want. It covers all the bases. The meatball was flying in to visit for the weekend, and her plane was supposed to land at 9:10 Thursday night. The airport is 20 minutes away; the pizza place by my house closes at 10, so I figured we’d make it in time to pick up the ziti-and-sausage pizza that had our names on it. A half hour-delay to her flight from Charlotte later, and we were out of luck on the pizza front and had to scramble. What’s the next best thing, you ask? Hit Target and get two packs of Bagel Bites (cheese and pepperoni, obviously) for us and Cheddar Bunnies for her. Don’t worry, the quality of food improved significantly as the weekend went on.

I met Gina and her good friend from home for lunch Friday afternoon; Jen goes to University of Delaware and made the short drive to Baltimore. You wouldn’t be surprised to know we got pizza at a place near my office in Harbor East, and Jen and Gina went off to do such things as shop and watch Vines for hours until I left work. Despite being from the same hometown in Jersey, Jen’s accent is much more pleasing on the ear than Gina’s – that is to say, Jen doesn’t have one. Perfect. The Orioles had just completed a huge comeback win in Game 2 of their series against Detroit, so the streets were packed with fans leaving Camden Yards in their most flattering shades of orange.

After Jen left town, Gina and I walked to dinner at a neighborhood tavern called Annabel Lee. It was packed, so we couldn’t get a table, but our seats at the corner of the bar provided prime opportunities to people-watch, one of our favorite pastimes. There was the guy as short as a jockey but as big as Ronnie from Jersey Shore on a date with a woman who ordered martinis and sauvignon blanc. There was the guy who looked a typical lax bro/hockey player from Canada with his hair slicked back on what had to have been a first date with a lovely blonde. After the customary “I’ll pay half” “No no no, I got it” “Are you sure?” “Yep” byplay, they left to continue their evening. Despite going to school in South Carolina, Gina has never had grits, and I persuaded her to try them with poached egg and duck, and some sort of wine. Safe to say it was a good decision. I got Shiner Oktoberfest with Cajun alfredo with asparagus, which in itself was a big move for me as I’m a child and don’t exactly love vegetables. Also turned out to be an excellent decision. We had plans to check out the Fells Point Festival downtown, but walking back home on what turned into a rainy night discouraged those quickly. Instead, we watched Sherlock on Netflix and fell asleep by 10. We’re wild, I know.

Fredericksburg

Saturday was meet-the-parents day, and it went as well as one could hope. I was born in New Jersey and lived there, in the same town as Gina, until my family moved to Virginia when I was in kindergarten. Bye-bye, Saint Veronica’s (or as I apparently called it, Saint Harmonicas). This gave Gina and my mom plenty of things to talk about as she had spent the majority of her life in Jersey as well. My dad and I performed the manly task of changing the taillight in my car while much of this was going on, and after watching a bit of soccer and some more getting-to-know-you that included tales from my childhood and looking at baby pictures, we headed for downtown Fredericksburg.

Fredericksburg is a small town, with not a ton going on over an average weekend, but it’s still home and I wanted to show it off. I showed Gina my high school (TCB, amIright?) and we walked around the campus of the local university. It was a picturesque fall day, sun shining and in the sixties. When we parked downtown to walk around some more, we heard a cacophony of noise and music. Suffice it to say that that isn’t normal for Fredericksburg. As we headed towards it and began to see streets that were blocked off, it was clear something big was going on. Oktoberfest had arrived, and I’m pretty sure Fredericksburg’s entire population was in attendance. The sights and smells were glorious. The beer was flowing, sausages were grilling, and the sidewalks were packed. Restaurants were filled to the brim. We stumbled upon a bookstore I’d never heard of, and as both of us enjoy reading passionately, we stopped in and browsed contentedly. After a quick lunch and ice cream (because who can resist ice cream, honestly?), it was time for the surprise of the weekend.

I grew up going on field trips to Belvedere Plantation, just outside Fredericksburg, but didn’t

Got a punkin!

remember too much about it other than it had a barn, animals, and a corn maze. Most notably, though, it has a pumpkin patch, and I thought that’d be an entertaining way to spend the afternoon. I was right, even though we were passed repeatedly by little children in the maze and couldn’t, for the life of us, figure out how to get to the end. If you put us in the wilderness, you could probably count on one hand the amount of hours it would take for us to reach our demises. It was embarrassing. We pedaled these push-cart contraptions around a track, watched goats fight each other and defecate, saw a pig bury its head in mulch and finally emerge with the dirtiest face you’ll ever see, which is saying something for a pig, watched other pigs race at Swine Speedway, and competed in an arcade-style game shooting basketballs and throwing footballs and baseballs through a hole on the other side. The meatball turned out to be a meatballer. She was a champ. We found a 13-pound pumpkin after a hayride that seemingly took an eternity. We watched a guy have 7 pumpkins stacked on him because all-you-can-carry pumpkins are $29.99 instead of paying 69 cents per pound for a pumpkin. It was the perfect day, in that gross, couple-y way.

Back to Baltimore

#foodporn

We spent Sunday in Baltimore and began it the only way we know – by eating. Brunch at Langermann’s was undoubtedly one of the best meals either of us have ever had – unlimited bacon, grits, biscuits and gravy, and Caesar salad with corn, followed by the main course of poached eggs in hollandaise sauce on an English muffin. Gina got hers with Chesapeake crab cake, I had mine with smoked salmon. No mimosa for me, thanks. Our waitress brought the check before we got the eggs, and after a panicked text to Gina’s friend Julie, the miscommunication was worked out and all was right with the world. Our food comas resulted in a short nap while watching football, before heading out to walk the harbor before it was time to drive Gina back to the airport. As we strolled, we again saw streets blocked off and heard loud music, so we went to explore. It was the Fells Point Festival we had wanted to go to Friday night. Gina, the doll that she is, bought a snocone for me and I got her lemonade. The couple that feeds together stays together. 

In two weekends, I’ll make my second trip of the fall to Columbia, where I’ll finally get to attend my first-ever college football game when South Carolina hosts Furman. My personal battle with Columbia is ongoing, as it currently leads me 2-0, but with two more trips scheduled in 2014, I’m determined to even the scoreline.

Streets of Philadelphia

Thirty-eight dollars. The ticket I bought a month ago to watch my Atlanta Braves finish their season in Philadelphia seemed worth it at the time, especially considering the Braves were playing great baseball and it appeared the game would still be meaningful with the playoffs fast approaching. A dreadful month of September later, and nothing was on the line yesterday. Suddenly $38 looked like a waste. After all, the money was already spent, so why even bother making the 90-mile trek to Philly?

Good thing I changed my mind yesterday morning and decided to drive up. The game itself was my third trip to see the Braves in the past three weeks, in three different cities – I had already been to Washington and Atlanta (see my previous post). I’m a dick, I’m addicted to them. I can’t pretend I don’t care. Channeling my inner teenager there. What up, Simple Plan?

Good seat, right?

Baseball

The game itself was nothing to note about, other than to say it was played in a tidy 2 hours, 18 minutes and ended 2-1 with Craig Kimbrel saving it in style for the Braves by striking out the side in the 9^th inning. More games should follow that exact script. I was joined in the City of Brotherly Love on a stunningly gorgeous day by 38,081 of my best friends. My ticket was somewhere near the sun on the left field side, but the advantage of going to games by myself is it’s always easy to find another seat wherever I want. And by wherever I want, I always mean on the third base line, on an aisle.

There were two kids in front of me – middle school aged, I’d say – that I was disgustingly put off by the whole game. I like to think I’m a very observant, perceptive person, but these two really perplexed me. The boy was an animal – first it was peanuts, then it was pizza, then it was a cookie. None of which were consumed with a closed mouth. Believe me when I tell you this young whippersnapper didn't need any of the above, much less all three in two hours. The girl was potentially his sister, and I say that because they kept referencing “mom and dad”, and glancing over to adults in another section. But then, they had their arms around each other and were holding hands at times. When she ate her orange frozen lemonade and regurgitated it back on the spoon, she fed him what was left. It was weird. Maybe they were brother and sister, or cousins, but they seemed too old to be so touchy. I know West Virginia is close to Pennsylvania, but really.

MotownPhilly

Temple

After getting out of my $16 parking spot at Citizens Bank Park – the Phillies’, Eagles, and 76ers’ and Flyers’ venues are literally all in the same massive parking lot off I-95 in Philly – I headed for downtown. This fall I've had a major realization in my life that I want to teach, art history specifically, and to do that at the level at which I want to do it, I need a PhD on top of the Master’s degree I have now. I’ve made a significant commitment to researching schools and narrowed it down to four – Delaware (lukewarm about that one. A school whose nickname is Blue Hens, I can’t be too sure about), Penn State, Pittsburgh, and Temple. Temple is in northwest Philly, about seven miles from Citizens Bank, so it was an easy drive to get there and wander around campus.

The campus is wonderful. It’s leafy, green, and very quiet. You wouldn't know you’re in a major city (and more specifically, on a campus in the middle of some very shady neighborhoods just a couple streets away) when walking around. I was able to find the Tyler School of Art building, in which my program would be located, and charmed the security guard to let me have a look around even though I don’t have the requisite Temple ID and it was a Sunday so pretty much everything was locked. By charmed, I mean, she asked to see my driver’s license and I had to fill out a sign-in sheet. It was great to see where I could end up spending the next 6-8 years – that PhD is no joke – and was valuable information for me as I go further in the application process. There are almost 10,000 postgrad students at Temple and nearly 30,000 undergrads, and

Wikipedia tells me that the main campus occupies 105 acres and an estimated 12,000 students live on or near it. With that said, the campus is eminently walkable and I had no problems navigating it.

Sorority girls wearing Bid Day 2014 shirts were out in full force, and I made careful observations. Alpha Phi, I’m not sure about you all. American University Field Hockey team, I see you ladies. Tough loss yesterday. I saw lots of Temple football players walking around as well after their 36-10 drubbing of UCONN on Saturday. Well played in Hartford, fellas. I got a delicious blondie for $2 at a coffee shop on Liacouras Walk. For a Sunday afternoon, the campus seemed pretty busy, and that’s what I was hoping to see. Having experienced life at a small school already in undergrad, while visiting some of my closest friends at major state universities and with my favorite lovely Meatball at one now as well, I've really come to value that atmosphere and it’s what I’m seeking in the schools to which I’m applying.

An hour and a half later, I was back in Baltimore. Gina comes to visit this weekend and the plan is to show her my hometown of Fredericksburg. And meet mom and dad. So, there’s that.

More soon.

ColAtl

Another question?? How is that possible?! The staff meeting dragged on and on Thursday afternoon, with people asking ridiculously mind-numbing questions one after another when I all I wanted to do was get my show on the road. I had over 500 miles to drive, which was tough enough, but navigating the 100-mile stretch from Baltimore to Fredericksburg would be particularly challenging. Time it wrong, and I could be delayed for hours. Time it right, and I could enjoy the meatball that is my lovely girlfriend jumping into my arms at a reasonable hour.

Of course, my worst fears were realized. After spending an excruciatingly frustrating 3 hours getting from my office to my hometown, where traffic would lighten, I was in the clear, finally able to channel my inner Jeff Gordon on the way to South Carolina. The rest of the drive was as calm and serene as a Southern breeze, minus the one middle-aged guy ahead of me in line getting an XL Stuffed Burrito and six (!!) tacos at the Taco Bell in Florence. I made it to Gina’s house before 1 AM, over 9 hours after I’d set off, and a quick kiss or seven later, we hit the town.

Columbia, Night 1

I’d been to Columbia once before, visiting a friend my senior year of college. It defeated me. I tried to walk into a bathroom at Sonic in a highly-charged and intoxicated state of mind. Little I did realize you can’t actually walk into Sonics, and after being alerted by the cheerful kitchen staff that there was no bathroom available inside, I puked in the grass outside. I always keep it classy.

My first night went swimmingly, as I met the roommates and friends and enjoyed a night out in the Five Points bar district. Bud Light pitchers for $5? Yes, please, and keep ‘em coming. Fun times were had by all, and the weekend was off to a great start.

That continued the next day, which started with brunch at a local restaurant where I had a breakfast burrito that was, ehhh, alright. I consider myself to be a connoisseur of breakfast meats and cheeses wrapped in tortillas, and though it wasn’t awful, it wasn’t the best I ever had, no not the fucking best I ever had. Still, the biggest difference it seems to me between the South and the North is price, so couldn’t complain.

View from in front of the Ellis

Atlanta

A quick pit stop to the mall later and Gina and I were on our way to Atlanta for the night. Anyone who knows me knows how much of a Braves fan I am. I’ve seen them play in Baltimore, Washington, Kansas City, Pittsburgh, and Chicago, but never at Turner Field. That was about to change. Three hours in DJ Gina’s sporty Acura with her at my iPod’s control went by quick, and we checked into our hotel on Peachtree Street right downtown. Shoutout to the Ellis Hotel for a king bed, huge shower, free lemonade, and powerful ice dispenser. We stopped for a dinner of champions – her at Jimmy Johns, me at Subway – before navigating the streets and being helped by a kindly homeless man who then solicited me on the way to the shuttle that would take us to the stadium.

We got to Turner Field an hour early – yes, I’m THAT guy. Gina deserves a crown for the sports addiction she has to put up with. I was convinced very unwillingly to take a picture with a depiction of Chipper Jones outside the Braves Hall of Fame; Chipper is my all-time favorite athlete and the only reason I wore #11 in my sporting life is because #10 was taken by the kid in front of me in line when we picked our jerseys for the U9 Hotspurs travel soccer team. Damn you, Bret Hudson. We got to our seats on the 1^st base line – and let me take a moment to pat myself on the back for trawling through Stubhub until I got exactly what I wanted – and they were great. Except for the little kid who continuously kicked the back of Gina and I’s chair as if it was an airplane. Come on, son.

Turner Field looked great. The Braves did not.

The game itself was nothing to write home about as the Braves continued their truly magnificent losing streak in fine fashion, losing 5-0. The saving grace was it was Fireworks night afterward, and that makes everything better. Gina was on a quest to get on the scoreboard video screen, doing her best to get the attention of a cameraman who was always near our section but seemed to prefer the attentions of another clientele base, should we say. Eventually we made it on in the background. Simba Cam was pretty cool, too.

We headed back to our hotel after the game, pretty tired and without the motivation that could have been provided if there were any fun or cool bars around our location. No such luck.

Back to Columbia

The next morning we checked out of the hotel and waited approximately 47 minutes for the valet to get Gina’s car, the whole time just wanting to be inside it so we could eat our breakfast of the gods – Dunkin Donuts. The whole world runs on it, y’know. It was easy enough to get out of the city and after stopping for gas, which I consider to be a fun adventure with Gina as she’s from Jersey and has gas pumped for her there, and getting vital nourishment in the form of Gatorade, Arizona Iced Tea, and three AirHeads, we were back in Columbia for the night ahead.

Beer, blue drank, and football. She's ok, too.

Gina’s lovely roommates Julie and Kristy hadn’t had the most relaxing of nights the night before, and our arrival at their house was greeted with the warm welcome of two girls curled in balls on the couch looking like they wanted to end it all. The magic of youth worked its wonders, though, and after watching Michigan stumble and bumble its way to a pathetic 26-10 loss to Utah, we got ready to head out to Five Points again to watch South Carolina’s primetime matchup with Vanderbilt.

We went to the same bar as Thursday night, with the same pitchers of Bud Light, with the added twist of pitchers of Adios, a blue drank which later proved to be my downfall. Everyone was decked out in their gear, and nowhere have I seen more girls interested in football. After spotting Vanderbilt two touchdowns, you know, just to keep things interesting, USC came back and won handily in Nashville. Good win for the Cocks, and now they have College Gameday in Columbia next Saturday as a reward. By the end of the game, your boy was starting to feel it. Many group selfies and Snapchats and drinks and another bar later, it was time to go home. I don’t remember the cab ride back or many of the other proceedings, other than pasta and a sandwich and pita chips were involved.

Waking up wasn’t the most fun Sunday morning, and so little was done. Unless you count watching Planet Earth on the couch for hours, because if you do, then we accomplished everything God put us on this planet to do. We went to pick up Gina’s car and got Cookout along the way – sidenote, if you’ve never been down South and gotten food from there, stop reading this NOW and go. You’ll thank me after your quesadilla, hush puppies, and milkshake. The prospect of a 500-mile drive home awaited me, and after saying c ya to Gina, I headed back to Maryland.

Columbia, Round 2 is in a little less than a month. After my experience there this weekend, I can’t wait to go back.